¡December's Horchata!

I feel I must warn you! My blog is extremely random and (in my opinion) awesome! I'm 19 from LA. and I love t.v., movies, food, sleep, and (playing) baseball.

May 11, 2012 11:37 pm 11:32 pm
-Why is the dog on the counter?-He likes to be tall.

-Why is the dog on the counter?
-He likes to be tall.

(Source: whencookiesscream, via thrillers)

11:26 pm
Dream Car!!!! 😍

Dream Car!!!! 😍

(via fuckyeahthebetterlife)

11:21 pm 11:20 pm

pickup lines for old people

  • old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
11:18 pm
fuckyeahthebetterlife:

watchanish:

*cough* *cough* Ahem…
His car

Totally :D

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

watchanish:

*cough* *cough* Ahem…

His car

Totally :D

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